A.I.G.B.

It stands for Artificially Intelligent Gift Box. One of Aperture's less complicated A.I.s with only a few phrases in its memory bank, the AIGB is available in the gift shop and must be purchased seperately. Guaranteed not to burst in flames within the first week or your money back!*

EDIT: Because of the amazingly imaginative/random , AIGB now has a sophisticated British accent. Enjoy it, I know I will.

That's the box that the print shop put my cards in. I ripped off the label (which made for some interesting textures while decorating) and made it look like a classic Aperture thing (or tried to). On the back is the Aperture Birthday Song and two random phrases from the turrets. The eye was originally supposed to be an Aperture logo, but it failed so I repurposed the Sharpie drawing.

*Not really.

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